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by Isaac Balson

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My Bathroom mirror this morning won't stand still, That goddamned light reflecting off the sill, shows me I cant keep my mouth shut and this time as much as any time is enough my middle school teacher used to ask me what I want to be right now I can't think to do anything but brush my teeth spit shine watch it glide down the sink cuz you and I took a bath in rye I think still those big brown eyes and that smoky smile won't shine if the sun comes up cuz you know as much as I know they're made up Ashes and lashes on my windowsill I can't believe they're sitting up there still like light couldn't grace me to pick them up like god didn't need them enough ashes and lashes keep me up at night staring and laughing from the dim streetlight they're yours and what's more is you're alright to see you -all of you in daylight It's a wonder you could get home past the garden gnome who'll sit a watch you do nothing when you're all alone this house has got eyes for you this house has got eyes and eyes for you credits
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The Fly 02:40
There's this fly who woke up and won't give up and spends his time around me and this morning it made plain that I only have myself to blame for why it won't leave me be and with every toss and turn I'd feel a burn as fly makes contact with skin a swipe from my shoulder to shin, arm, rolled over as fly makes contact with skin and fly makes contact again so I get out of bed, get changed and step into the world again a tiny zigzag shadow over me there's a buzzing from my pocket and a buzzing by my ear a buzz begets more buzzing over scene now I can't sit at tables or even look you in the eye I can't hear above the noise and the buzzing of the fly because I don't know what you're thinking or the trouble that you're in when fly makes contact with skin and fly makes contact again yes winter will come to swallow all the bugs wet sloughs of sleet and snow bury tracks around me and winter will come to make way for another one and I'll forget to ask myself where have you been? until fly makes contact again
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Helvetica 04:30
Take a word, as long as you'd like, and you can spell it any way you try and I'll learn to read between the lines because you won't spell anything twice the thing we call a dog that barks and bites is a chien by any other name tonight and I can teach you what your name might be, in Japanese so you can write it all over me I can write in Helvetica the swoops and pulls and pauses dance around you I can sing in Helvetica so let me try to write you something nice it's funny how we'd borrow from nearly anyone sentiments and faces, whistling, kids know how to run but all we know comes from a pen rested on a thumb so, write me anything you'd like but when you're gone just know that when the words you hear don't mean anything at all just listen to the faces and let all those wretched thoughts, all those wretched thoughts go because you don't need a pep talk you can stand up on your own you're not alone credits
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Fade in: Stock noise of a club, sparcely populated, glasses tink and people laugh. It is backstage at the club. Isaac is relaxing on a couch, tinking away on an ukulele. A door opens. Guy Oh hey, uh dude. Isaac Oh yo yo whats gucci baby?! Guy Uh, hey. Yeah man there's something I have to run by you quick. You got a minute? Isaac Boom! Mi Casa es su casa hombre Guy Right. Well, it's a little personal. Isaac Got it. Oi! Everybody Out! (record scratch) Everyone leaves. (This is just a fade-out of the stock crowd noise which makes it sound super weird) Dead quiet now. Guy See? You didn't hear that? The crowd leaving sounded fake. Isaac I don't have a clue what you're talking about. Guy Dude, you're sitting backstage at a club right now. It's insane. When have you EVER hung out at a club like this? Isaac Right now, man, take a seat. Want some Voss? Guy Alright you're not getting it, I'll lay it out plain and simple then. Isaac Please do. Guy I think this is a rap skit. {Pause} Isaac ...no Guy Think about it, think real hard. You were just sitting in a private party in a club. Why. Isaac ...Cuz I'm awesome, and everybody respects me. Guy Even if you were- which I seriously doubt at this point, everyone here was just at your beck and call just now. You kicked them all out with a word. Isaac Two words. Guy What? Isaac Listen back, I said (EVERYBODY OUT from earlier) Guy “Listen Back”. How in the hell could you do THAT if this isn't a rap skit. Isaac Haven't you been listening at all? This album has been nothing but ukulele and like weird toys I had. Nothing about it says Rap Skit. Door Open. Enter Fan-Girl. Girl Oh hey! I'm here for the party. Ooo is that a little guitar?! I love the little guitar! Guy What the hell is this?! Isaac Dude, look. It's 2017. There haven't been Rap Skits since like 2003. If I wrote a Rap Skit now I certainly wouldn't make the only female character so dumb. No offence. Girl None Taken. [giggle] Guy I guess you're right. But this just seems so messed up. Everything sounds hollow and planned out. Isaac I didn't get into the rap game to avoid situations like this -it's for the music. It's always been about the rhymes, -my rhymes. It's like you let the game get to you man. Guy Yeah.... Wait! You're doing it again! What the hell are you talking about? Isaac Shit. I think you're right. This has got 2001 Rap Skit written all over it. I kind of feel like cappin someone. Guy heh. That would be funny I guess. [pause] What are you doing? No! No! Girl Screams! Isaac What? I don't have a gun guys. Like I said before. It's an Uku-lele album. Guy Stop saying it like that. Isaac That's how it's pronounced man. We can't just like take the words and make em all lame and European. The hawaiians have a rich language and heritage. Also, did you have any idea that the ukulele is actually based on a Portugese instrument. Guy {filled with childish wonder} Hmm, No Fooling... Isaac Come sit and I'll regail you tale. You see, the year was 1875 and the island of Oahu was in the throws of a bitter land dispute over trade and resource.... [Fade out]
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I sit alone sometimes running through all that's been on your mind but it seems you're always there with me please don't change your mind I drift alone sometimes do you drift alone or safely by my side? though the winds they say just might change directions please don't change your mind I've seen some lonesome times clouds moving fast across a blue night's sky but if I can't tell where they're going I'm just wasting time it's just that I need so much you say so much been said with much more talking to go when you whisper softly pack up your lines because I'm going to take them to go and here I go You dance alone sometimes your hips swinging fast but mostly out of time to the song you don't know where it's going please don't change your mind to you the world is always ending and you laugh at reason's lack of rhyme though these words to you sound condescending please don't change your mind chorus if I could only take a minute I'd count the leaves in the trees until autumn is finished but if i can't tell where they're going I'm just wasting time and I'll keep wasting time
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Phoenix 03:18
If I knew everything about you don't you think that I would know by now? If I knew everything about you don't you think that I would know by now? there ain't no hurricane going to knock you down so let it all rain down I remember a time when your smoke filled up my mind pools like rainwater trickle down my spine those rains though not passed, are easing up at last but I'm still bracing for the weather all the time because when those rains come down I'm a take what's mine and let it all rain down Chorus if you thought you knew every which way to go even if I knew different I'd be right in tow if you claimed you saw Phoenix rise out of the ashes I'd wait by the fire until the last smoke rise and claim the smoke was clouds that filled the sky and let it all rain down it's the rise fall and scatter of the wind that come and the winds that go again, rise, fall, and scatter of the winds that come and the winds that go again, here it goes again the weight of the water on my head's going to break not bend Chorus
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Two Songs 03:06
I've got one song to make you happy and one song to play when you're gone, I've got one song to make you happy and one song to play when you're gone, I've got a song that's all about the way you'd laugh and how you smile loud, and how you dance, A song about your clever mind and how you'd school me every time if my big mouth gave you the chance, Chorus I'm growing tired of this place as I've grown weary of your face and I know it won't be long, So like a lady when you mumble "Maybe I love you" as a clock runs like a song, Chorus this song you won't hear about because you won't be around a little crown to fit your head, this is a song for you for what you'll put me through when you leave this bed, Chorus
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about

This album is the result of songs written over the past few years (and some conceived on the spot) and recorded in about a month.

You'll find some of what I feel is my best writing to date and also just some goofy nonsense. If I wasn't supposed to have fun with it, then what am I doing even?

This album was recorded mostly in my bedroom and as a result you may find some extra noise from neighbours cutting down trees or the washing machine going berserk. Regardless, I believe it has a certain sound, and I hope you agree.

I'd like to extend a shoutout to Taylor Gross who helped as an actor and beat producer on the track "(c)Rap Skit 2017" and along with Mckenna Fenney hopefully made you laugh a little bit today.

I'll leave you to it now but not without letting you know that if you even checked out the first track while you were skipping around, thank you. The internet is a huge place and you can spend your time anywhere else so if you found yourself here, I truly want to extend a thank you.

Enjoy.

-Isaac.

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released March 23, 2017

All songs written, recorded and performed by Isaac Balson in his living room with the exception of "(c)Rap Skit 2017" which features a tasty beat done by Taylor Gross who, along with McKenna Fenney, make up the cast of thespians on the reel.

Album art as well as art for the singles and basically everything else; Nairi Miguel. Who is without a doubt my favourite artist.

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